goofy series..!!!

Haven't there been certain experiences in your life when you just want the earth to crack open and disappear underneath rather than being there at the present moment..!!!.. well for my luck it's happened looaads of time.. some of them I look back and laugh and some which I'd rather not think about.... so i decided to start the goofy series where i can relate some of the harmless but pretty funny ones... hopefully you'll have a good laugh but at my expense :-( :-(